Celebrate the launch of Dragon Metal with this official No-Party on May 3!

Finally! Because YOU asked for it (no one asked for it)! Behold the details of the exciting NO-PARTY to celebrate the launch of Jestin Kase and the Masters of Dragon Metal on May 3! Billions of people will NOT be attending this event, which has been called by no one, the greatest book launch in the history of the entire world!

Details below! Feel free to copy and circulate any of these images! Be a part of history!

More details and non-guest announcements to come.

Mark your calendar for May 3!